Stereotype jokes
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
Emo people totally suck!
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.