Stereotype jokes
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do you call a money hungry Hispanic?
Don Jewlio
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What’s a money-hungry politician's favorite place?
Jew York.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.