Stereotype jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.