Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
What do SpongeBob and Asian have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
Why kind of experience does a feminist have? being a bitch
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE it's fine for someone to say boys against girls but the moment I say blacks against whites I'm the bad guy
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
