What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Stereotype Jokes
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Yes.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
