Stereotype jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.