What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehed.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
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