Entertainment jokes
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Do you see the toilet?
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).