My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
👍🏼
What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
