Entertainment jokes
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Man, that's funny!
Doin' (DYM 34).
"AOT is mid."
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.