Entertainment jokes
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
"AOT is mid."
Man, that's funny!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Doin' (DYM 34).
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.