Entertainment jokes
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
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Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
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