Mexican Jokes

Fábio Ferreira

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

  • Carlos.
Anonymous
in Trump

How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

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Anonymous

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? – Because the sign says No Tres passing.

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Anonymous

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

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Anonymous

What’s a mexican’s least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

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Anonymous
in Puns

a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace

Anonymous

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

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Anonymous

Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards

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Anonymous

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.

Alex

What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?

Alien vs Preditor

Matt515

What do you call a Mexican Baptism?

Bean Dip

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cesar

why does mexico never hold the Olympics? because everyone that can run jump and swim is already out the country

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Anonymous

What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

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Avo Boi

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

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Anonymous
in Star Wars

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

Dre Cuellar

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

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Anonymous
in Mexico

What do you call a mexican under a carpet -underlay underlay

Anonymous

Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”

Anonymous

There’s four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says “this is for my people” and pushes the white guy off.

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Anonymous

What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican’t.

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