Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? – Because the sign says No Tres passing.

a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace

What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? – Just Juan.

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

  • Carlos.

why does mexico never hold the Olympics? because everyone that can run jump and swim is already out the country

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?

Alien vs Preditor

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

What’s a mexican’s least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand? A: Cuatro Cinco

Why doesn’t Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”

How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? – Juan by Juan.

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