What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
What's a mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
what do you call 2 mexicans at a country resturant?
2 beaners in a cracker house.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
why does mexico never hold the Olympics?
because everyone that can run jump and swim is already out the country
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
Why can’t you play uno with Mexicans
They steal all the green cards
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
whats the only thing mexicans can unwrap on Christmas
a mexican was doing a magic trick
he said “uno, dos,”
then disappeared without a trace
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?