Mexican jokes
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
These are all racist. 😂
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.