Mexican jokes
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
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A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.