What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? His lawnmower
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
