What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
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Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.
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Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? His lawnmower
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What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
