Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

- Carlos.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

What's a mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace

Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards

What do you call a Mexican Baptism?

Bean Dip

why does mexico never hold the Olympics? because everyone that can run jump and swim is already out the country

What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?

Alien vs Preditor

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

What do you call a mexican under a carpet -underlay underlay

There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.

What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican't.

Why did the tamale go to the hospital

tamalito