Mexican jokes
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
These are all racist. 😂
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? - Carlos.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"