Mexican

Mexican Jokes

Lesson

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

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  • Green Card

    Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

    Border

    Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

    Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

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  • Memes

    Wall

    How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

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  • Olympics

    Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

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  • Stereotype

    What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

    Stereotype

    There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.

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  • Train

    Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

    They say he had locomotives.

    Fight

    What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

    Alien vs Predator.