Mexican jokes
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
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Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.