Mexican Jokes

Puns

Fábio Ferreira
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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

- Carlos.

Trump

Anonymous
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How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

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Border

Anonymous
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Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.

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ESE

Anonymous
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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

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Border

Anonymous
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What's a mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

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Country

Anonymous
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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

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Puns

Anonymous
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a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace

Green

Anonymous
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Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards

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Mexico

Matt515
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What do you call a Mexican Baptism?

Bean Dip

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Country

cesar
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why does mexico never hold the Olympics? because everyone that can run jump and swim is already out the country

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Fight

Alex
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What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?

Alien vs Preditor

Game

Anonymous
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What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

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Train

Anonymous
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Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.

Star Wars

Anonymous
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Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

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Wife

Avo Boi
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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

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Paper

Dre Cuellar
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Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

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Mexico

Anonymous
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What do you call a mexican under a carpet -underlay underlay

Edge

Anonymous
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There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.

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Pessimist

Anonymous
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What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican't.

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Hospital

Davi
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Why did the tamale go to the hospital

tamalito