what do you call 2 mexicans at a country resturant?
2 beaners in a cracker house.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? His lawnmower
What's a mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why can’t you play uno with Mexicans
They steal all the green cards
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
whats the only thing mexicans can unwrap on Christmas
tamales
why does mexico never hold the Olympics? because everyone that can run jump and swim is already out the country
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
