Hd jokes

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.