5+ Best Hd Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Lesbian relationship

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

Uranus

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

Doctor

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

Memes

Coke

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

Uranus

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

Forehead

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Stephen Hawking

It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

Hard Drive

How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.

Memory

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Curry

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

Battery

Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.

Memes

Monster

The image shows a cartoon vampire with the Soviet Union flag superimposed on it, saying, "Of all history's greatest monsters, you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered." Below it is an angry-looking cartoon penguin with the Finnish flag superimposed on it, and text that says "*Angry snow noises*".

Diary

The image shows a display of Anne Frank's "The Diary of a Young Girl" next to a cardboard cutout of Greg Heffley from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid." Greg is pointing at the book and saying, "Hey, he copied me!"

Hotel

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Tone

Peter Griffin holds up a color chart with skin colors ranging from light to dark, divided into two sections labeled 'OKAY' and 'NOT OKAY'. The top section contains lighter skin tones, and the lower section has darker skin tones. He is wearing a red fez and a red and gold outfit.

Match

Cocomeolon on my acc =D 90%

A screenshot from Netflix shows an episode of Cocomeolon with a cartoon character and the text "Cocomeolon, air, yes sir" and "90% Match TV-Y 8 Seasons HD Spatial Audio".

Teletubby

82%

The image shows a scene from Teletubbies. There are four Teletubbies, Tinky Winky (purple), Dipsy (green), Laa-Laa (yellow), and Po (red), standing in a field. Dipsy is glowing with a light. The text “Look!” appears over the center of the image.

Avatar

Bro what goin on

Three avatars are in a bathroom setting, two in a tub and one standing by, while menus like 'Catalog', 'Shop', 'Options', 'Passes', 'Donate', and 'Sit' are visible on the left side. The avatars are named Glassiewxter, Itzz_Hannah, and PrincessePepe.

Year

9 years olds wildin

A screenshot of a Roblox game. The chat shows messages from other players: "shadow: just like is yr old", "Cassie: Please get for me", "Cassie: Off me", "killernumber2_four: im gonna clap you", and "Lana_fan: hi". The player in the foreground is next to a christmas tree and gift boxes.

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