Hd jokes

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.