5+ Best Hd Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Lesbian relationship

Kuakington · 7 years ago

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

Uranus

Anonymous · 7 years ago

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

Doctor

very fat · 3 years ago

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

Coke

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

Uranus

Uranus :) · 4 years ago

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

Forehead

Chaotic-chaos · 3 years ago

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Stephen Hawking

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Battery

Anonymous · 8 years ago

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

Stephen Hawking

Anonymous · 8 years ago

It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

Heart Attack

Matt shipp · 9 years ago

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

Monster

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

The image shows a cartoon vampire with the Soviet Union flag superimposed on it, saying, "Of all history's greatest monsters, you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered." Below it is an angry-looking cartoon penguin with the Finnish flag superimposed on it, and text that says "*Angry snow noises*".

Diary

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a display of Anne Frank's "The Diary of a Young Girl" next to a cardboard cutout of Greg Heffley from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid." Greg is pointing at the book and saying, "Hey, he copied me!"

Hotel

Anonymous · 3 years ago

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Tone

Silent Specter · 2 years ago

Peter Griffin holds up a color chart with skin colors ranging from light to dark, divided into two sections labeled 'OKAY' and 'NOT OKAY'. The top section contains lighter skin tones, and the lower section has darker skin tones. He is wearing a red fez and a red and gold outfit.

Tiger

Anonymous · 3 months ago

cosmo stinky

Daniel Tiger from the show Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood looking sad and holding his blue stuffed tiger, Tigey. A watermark for eight HD is visible at the bottom.

Match

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Cocomeolon on my acc =D 90%

A screenshot from Netflix shows an episode of Cocomeolon with a cartoon character and the text "Cocomeolon, air, yes sir" and "90% Match TV-Y 8 Seasons HD Spatial Audio".

Teletubby

Anonymous · 2 years ago

82%

The image shows a scene from Teletubbies. There are four Teletubbies, Tinky Winky (purple), Dipsy (green), Laa-Laa (yellow), and Po (red), standing in a field. Dipsy is glowing with a light. The text “Look!” appears over the center of the image.

Avatar

Rookpauze · 1 year ago

Bro what goin on

Three avatars are in a bathroom setting, two in a tub and one standing by, while menus like 'Catalog', 'Shop', 'Options', 'Passes', 'Donate', and 'Sit' are visible on the left side. The avatars are named Glassiewxter, Itzz_Hannah, and PrincessePepe.

Year

Rookpauze · 1 year ago

9 years olds wildin

A screenshot of a Roblox game. The chat shows messages from other players: "shadow: just like is yr old", "Cassie: Please get for me", "Cassie: Off me", "killernumber2_four: im gonna clap you", and "Lana_fan: hi". The player in the foreground is next to a christmas tree and gift boxes.

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