What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies "we did, but no one liked it."
Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered "A doctor!". I wanted to tease him so i said "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you". I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied "Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet"
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft
Technoblade: Speedruns Life
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life ten when I woke up my wife was gone.
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3
I slept like a log last night.......woke up in the fireplace