What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft
Technoblade: Speedruns Life
Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies "we did, but no one liked it."
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life ten when I woke up my wife was gone.
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
I slept like a log last night.......woke up in the fireplace
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
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