STD jokes

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS.

Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.

What do you call a policeman/farmer?

A farmer in blue!

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........

Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)

Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)

What do you call an STD?

Elenji.

People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.

James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.

Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.

What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.

TDS? More like STDs.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?

Standing ovation!

straight (DYM 56)

ssssssssssss

assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Jeans! (DYM 98)

straight (DYM 26)

Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.

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