STD jokes
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
TDS? More like STDs.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
