What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
Suck tiny dick, now u have STD’s
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
TDS? More like STDs.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
I have more std’s then Hicks has friends at the moment I only have 1
what do you call a std Elenji
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
What do you call a police man/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
