What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
Suck tiny dick, now u have STD’s
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
TDS? More like STDs.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
People say rape is bad, it is because I don't want STD and HIV
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
Have you heard about the new russian std? Rottsmikokov
I have more std’s then Hicks has friends at the moment I only have 1
what do you call a std Elenji
I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
blonde: can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth) me: naw (drake turn/dab)
What do you call a police man/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea? Cause once you have it everyone is gone.
