What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
TDS? More like STDs.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!