STD jokes
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
TDS? More like STDs.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
AIDS?
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Shoot.