STD

STD Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Stud

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.

Memes

Gonorrhea

What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?

Standing ovation!

Rape

People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.

Hooker

What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.

Flower

I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........

Friend

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

Bullet

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

Blonde

Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)

Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)