What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
TDS? More like STDs.
what do you call a std Elenji
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!