Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Final Neck Adjustment
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, bonehead! So, the chiropractor does a "final neck adjustment," right? And then asks how it feels. But the person is silent. Get it? They're dead because their neck got snapped! You probably have bad posture, ya goof!