What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.