Schizophrenia jokes

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have schizophrenia,

And so do I.

POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.

Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Symptoms of Schizophrenia

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...

You are not alone.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)