Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia Jokes

Girlfriend

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

Rose

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have schizophrenia,

And so do I.

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  • Symptom

    Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

    The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:

    Delusions

    Hallucinations

    Thought

    Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

    Symptom

    Symptoms of Schizophrenia

    The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:

    Delusions

    Hallucinations