White and Sticky

Alright, listen up, smarty-pants! This joke is all about toothpaste. It's white, it's sticky, and it's definitely better to spit out than swallow. I know you swallow things all the time, but don't swallow toothpaste! It's got fluoride and other stuff that's good for your teeth, but not so good for your tummy. So next time you're brushing, remember to spit it out, and maybe you'll end up with a brain!