Dead Baby jokes
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."