(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
How did the Dead baby cross the road? It was strapped to the chicken.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure
whats the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? . . . i take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
I was gonna tells dead baby joke but I decided to abort
How do you get 500 dead baby’s into a car? A blender
How do you get 500 dead baby’s out of a car? A straw
What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby
What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? One's alive at the bottom. What's even worse than THAT? It eats it's way out. Wait it gets worse... It goes back for seconds. Just one more I swear... It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
