The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector