Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Jokes

Like

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Computer

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

Death

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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  • Metal Detector

    Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

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  • Stand

    It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

    Update

    It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

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  • Charge

    What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

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  • School

    The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • Difference

    What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

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  • Stairway

    Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!

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  • Science

    Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

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  • Role Model

    Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

    He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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  • Wheelchair

    What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

    Science

    It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

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