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Stephen Hawking Jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
