Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Jokes

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street

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You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that

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