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What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot wheels.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

Stephen Hawkings isn’t really dead, he’s just rebooting

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking’s house? No,he hasn’t either.

What’s black and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire

Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

Stephen hawking walked into a bar. just kidding:(

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? – He doesn’t stand for anything.

You know when you sign up for something and it says im not a robot guess he never had the chance to tick that

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?Because he can´t do stand up.

What’s Steven Hawkins favorite song ? Head shoulders wheels and brakes

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book…it’s called “Around The House in Eighty Days.”

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