Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.