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The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot wheels.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

Stephen Hawkings isn’t really dead, he’s just rebooting

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking’s house? No,he hasn’t either.

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

What’s black and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

Stephen hawking walked into a bar. just kidding:(

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? – He doesn’t stand for anything.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?Because he can´t do stand up.

Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.

What’s Steven Hawkins favorite song ? Head shoulders wheels and brakes

You know when you sign up for something and it says im not a robot guess he never had the chance to tick that

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