What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What's steven hawking's favourite type of comedy?? Stand up
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
It's said Duracell batteries are to last 75 yrs, well Stephen here you are
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
