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The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Leave a like Down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot wheels.

Stephen Hawkings isn’t really dead, he’s just rebooting

What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?

-They see me rolling.

In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was “I’ve got the power”.

It’s said Duracell batteries are to last 75 yrs, well Stephen here you are

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking’s house? No,he hasn’t either.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?


Stephen hawking walked into a bar. just kidding:(

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?Because he can´t do stand up.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? – He doesn’t stand for anything.

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book…it’s called “Around The House in Eighty Days.”