Stephen Hawking jokes
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Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Rust in peace.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.