Stephen Hawking Jokes

Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

Leave a like Down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.

What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?

-They see me rolling.

Why has Stephen hawking's stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

What's steven hawking's favourite type of comedy?? Stand up

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.

Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!

What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song

Head shoulders screws and bolts