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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot wheels.

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

What’s black and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking’s house? No,he hasn’t either.

he’s not really dead, his update failed

What’s Steven Hawkins favorite song ? Head shoulders wheels and brakes

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? – He doesn’t stand for anything.

Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?Because he can´t do stand up.

You know when you sign up for something and it says im not a robot guess he never had the chance to tick that

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.

In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was “I’ve got the power”.

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