Stand

Anonymous

Leave a like Down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem

School

Anonymous

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Sleep

PapaPony

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

Sadness

Anonymous

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

Common

:)

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

Roll

NibbaBoy

What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?

-They see me rolling.

Difference

Daddy

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

House

Anonymous

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking’s house? No,he hasn’t either.

Wife

Anonymous

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

Windows

Anonymous

Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates.

Funny

Anonymous

It’s funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can’t do any of those things

Die

Anonymous

Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

Computer

Anonymous

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Kid

Oz

Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street

Die

Anonymous

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft

Stephen Hawking

Anonymous

Stephen Hawkings isn’t really dead, he’s just rebooting

Roll

Shmeef

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

Battery

Anonymous

It’s said Duracell batteries are to last 75 yrs, well Stephen here you are

Fire

Anonymous

What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire

Hot wheels

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