Stand

Anonymous

Leave a like Down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem

Sleep

PapaPony

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

Day

Anonymous

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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Difference

Daddy

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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Computer

Anonymous

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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Wife

Anonymous

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

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Bull

:)

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

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Roll

NibbaBoy

What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?

-They see me rolling.

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Sadness

Anonymous

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

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Chair

Anonymous

What was Stephen Hawkins favorite childhood song? The wheels on the chair go round and round…

Street

Oz

Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street

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Stephen Hawking

Anonymous

Stephen Hawkings isn’t really dead, he’s just rebooting

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Suck

Anonymous

Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

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Roll

Shmeef

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

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Last Word

Unnamed

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

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House

Anonymous

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking’s house? No,he hasn’t either.

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Windows

Anonymous

Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates.

Die

Anonymous

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft

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Woman

Anonymous

how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.