Stephen Hawking Jokes

Anonymous

Leave a like Down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem

PapaPony

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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Anonymous

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

Pc virus of laughter

Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

Anonymous

What’s steven hawking’s favourite type of comedy?? Stand up

Anonymous

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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NibbaBoy

What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?

-They see me rolling.

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Anonymous

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

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Daddy

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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Anonymous

Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

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Anonymous

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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:)

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

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Anonymous

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

Oz

Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street

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Anonymous

Stephen Hawkings isn’t really dead, he’s just rebooting

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Shmeef

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

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Anonymous

how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.

Anonymous

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking’s house? No,he hasn’t either.

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Unnamed

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

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Anonymous

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft

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