Shooting

Jcy

When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me

Orphan

Ashton game

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

Poor

Anonymous

What’s a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

Drug

Anonymous

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

Orphan

Orphan 1

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy

Nun

TrailerRick

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

Paint

Dumbhunter69

What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

Hand

Ass hat

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

Orphan

Tanner Big long John

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?

“because they always wanted a daddy”

Love

Yaboy69

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

Ball

Tomato

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!

Orphan

Accident

Why did the Orphan become a prostitute,

Because they needed someone to call daddy

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

Light

Anonymous

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

Shooting

Matthias

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

Difference

Jiojdisjfoasdfidsoi

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.

Hand

Andrew Butcher

Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.

Leper

Anonymous

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

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