Why did the orphan become a prostitute
They wanted someone to call daddy
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy
What’s a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why did the Orphan become a prostitute,
Because they needed someone to call daddy
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“because they always wanted a daddy”
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, “2 years, 2 side-hoes.” She got an old lexus. The second lady says, “10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute.” She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, “Fck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, “I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse.” “How!?” The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a dck!”
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
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