How do you get four prostitutes on one chair? You turn it upside down
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says.. cock a doodle doo The prostitute says.. any cock will do
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I'll f--ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don't have any money. She says ok I'll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up fuck.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.