Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Prostitution Jokes
What’s a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair? You turn it upside down
Why did the orphan become a prostitute
They wanted someone to call daddy
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
What’s the best part about a dead prostitute.
The second hour is free
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up fuck.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone…??
You can hear hormone
What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first