Prostitution Jokes

How do you get four prostitutes on one chair? You turn it upside down

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

What's the best part about a dead prostitute.

The second hour is free

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..

Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes

What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...

Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says.. cock a doodle doo The prostitute says.. any cock will do

When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts

What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong

I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs

Cash and carry