When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

What’s a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?

“because they always wanted a daddy”

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!

Why did the Orphan become a prostitute,

Because they needed someone to call daddy

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.