Prostitution jokes
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.