Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What’s a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts

A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up fuck.

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.

Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, “2 years, 2 side-hoes.” She got an old lexus. The second lady says, “10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute.” She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, “Fck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, “I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse.” “How!?” The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a dck!”

Why did the Orphan become a prostitute,

Because they needed someone to call daddy

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy