How do you get four prostitutes on one chair? You turn it upside down
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says.. cock a doodle doo The prostitute says.. any cock will do
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
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Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
What's the best part about a dead prostitute.
The second hour is free
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
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What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
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How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.
