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Hand sanitizer

hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago
  • Fr

    The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above an image of Elmo from Sesame Street, who appears to be in flames and is yelling in pain.
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  • Smoking

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a young man with a strained expression, his veins bulging in his forehead and neck, indicating stress or discomfort. He is wearing a dark hoodie with white lettering. In the background, slightly blurred, a young woman sits at a desk, looking to the side, seemingly unaffected. The text overlayed on the image reads: "ME, WHEN I WALK PAST PEOPLE SMOKING."
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  • Brain

    Frog · 2 years ago
  • The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a man looking sad and distressed with the text "I didn't want a brain transplant" above his head. The bottom panel shows the same man, now smiling, with the text "but then, they changed my mind." next to his head.
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  • Demon

    Jenny 😂 · 3 years ago
  • A photo of the front of a Planet Fitness building. The shadow of the building is in the shape of the McDonald's logo, a large M. Text above the image says: When you're trying to stay healthy but your demons still haunt you.
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  • Covid

    Advice · 3 years ago
  • ..

    A text message exchange. One person asks, "busy later?", then asks, "free today?". The other person replies, "I have covid". The first person then responds, "oh fuck" and then writes, "lemme pound you w a mask on though".
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  • Sugar

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows the text 'Live a healthy lifestyle. Choose drinks with minimal amounts of sugar...', followed by a line of several bottles of drinks, from left to right: Coca Cola, Red Bull, Ribena, Fanta, Sprite, Oasis and a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Under each bottle of soda is a small pile of white sugar cubes, and the pile under Jack Daniel's is zero. The bottles of soda have the labels 'Rib', 'SISP' on them. The Jack Daniel's bottle has the label 'JACK DANIEL'S No. 7 Tennessee WHISKEY' on it. There is also the text 'NEXT LEVEL BARTENDING WE SET THE BAR HIGH' in the lower left part of the image.
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  • Reverse Card

    MysteryGirl · 3 years ago
  • 🤐

    The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.
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  • Vaccine

    Joshisboss · 2 years ago
  • bombastic side eye

    A meme with two side-by-side images of cats. On the left, a smiling orange cat. The text over the image says: "SMILES ARE CONTAGIOUS!". On the right, a frowning grumpy cat with the text: "DON'T WORRY, I'M VACCINATED."
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  • Lego

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A man stands with one leg replaced by legos. Below is an image of the Lego logo that has been changed to read "LEG".
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  • Masturbation

    Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?

    A poster on a wooden pole reads "Pleasuring yourself with a vape? Try masturbation instead. Masturbation alone or with a friend is a great safe alternative to vaping." There is also a website "WhatsInAVape.com" and "THE REAL COST" on the poster.
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  • Cough

    mariotime · 3 years ago
  • i cough this morning

    A white cat with wide eyes and open mouth, looking surprised, with the text "How little kids cough" written below.
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  • Cancer

    M3ME G0D · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a dialogue where a doctor, mom, and dad all say "Everything is Fine." Then, it shows Patrick Star from Spongebob with the text "Cancer take it or leave it" overlaid, indicating what Google might say.
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  • Mosquito

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A meme with an image of a hand injecting a syringe into an arm, with a symbol superimposed on the image depicting a mosquito inside a red circle with a line through it, indicating "no mosquitoes." A man is giving a thumbs up. The text reads, "Tired of mosquitoes stealing all your blood? Simply inject poison into your bloodstream and take revenge on those annoying insect's."
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  • Pandemic

    freddyfatbear · 3 years ago
  • bruh

    A cartoon image shows a man squirting a liquid into a child's face, with the text "ME DURING PANDEMIC" at the top.
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  • Nicotine

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A sign on a clipboard reads "Suck dick" above a crossed-out image of a vape pen, and the words "NOT NIC!" appear below.
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  • Cigarette

    Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago
  • A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.
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  • Doctor

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A doctor in a white coat is examining a child. The doctor's hands are on the child's forehead and he has a tool in his hand. The child has his mouth open and looks scared. The text says "Just relax Timmy... I'm your doctor, not your priest..."
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  • Headache

    blach66 · 3 years ago
  • The image displays a diagram titled 'Types of Headaches'. Four bald heads are shown with different areas colored in red. The first head labeled 'Migraine' has the forehead area colored red. The second head labeled 'Hypertension' has the side of the head colored red. The third head labeled 'Stress' has a band across the forehead colored in red. The fourth head is fully colored in red and labeled 'Just fucking kill yourself'.
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  • Gym

    《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago
  • welcome to america

    A close-up photo of a gym machine seat with visible wear and tear and some unknown drops on it. There is text on the image: "i'm not going to this gym anymore" and a TikTok handle "@kfobb".
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  • Dad

    MisterDussel · 3 years ago
  • My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:

    A green pea shooter plant from Plants vs Zombies with a cigarette in its mouth.
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