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The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above an image of Elmo from Sesame Street, who appears to be in flames and is yelling in pain.

MysteryGirl

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The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.

Anonymous

The image shows a young man with a strained expression, his veins bulging in his forehead and neck, indicating stress or discomfort. He is wearing a dark hoodie with white lettering. In the background, slightly blurred, a young woman sits at a desk, looking to the side, seemingly unaffected. The text overlayed on the image reads: "ME, WHEN I WALK PAST PEOPLE SMOKING."

Frog

The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a man looking sad and distressed with the text "I didn't want a brain transplant" above his head. The bottom panel shows the same man, now smiling, with the text "but then, they changed my mind." next to his head.

Advice

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A text message exchange. One person asks, "busy later?", then asks, "free today?". The other person replies, "I have covid". The first person then responds, "oh fuck" and then writes, "lemme pound you w a mask on though".

Jenny 😂

mariotime

i cough this morning

A white cat with wide eyes and open mouth, looking surprised, with the text "How little kids cough" written below.

M3ME G0D

The image shows a dialogue where a doctor, mom, and dad all say "Everything is Fine." Then, it shows Patrick Star from Spongebob with the text "Cancer take it or leave it" overlaid, indicating what Google might say.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text 'Live a healthy lifestyle. Choose drinks with minimal amounts of sugar...', followed by a line of several bottles of drinks, from left to right: Coca Cola, Red Bull, Ribena, Fanta, Sprite, Oasis and a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Under each bottle of soda is a small pile of white sugar cubes, and the pile under Jack Daniel's is zero. The bottles of soda have the labels 'Rib', 'SISP' on them. The Jack Daniel's bottle has the label 'JACK DANIEL'S No. 7 Tennessee WHISKEY' on it. There is also the text 'NEXT LEVEL BARTENDING WE SET THE BAR HIGH' in the lower left part of the image.

Joshisboss

bombastic side eye

A meme with two side-by-side images of cats. On the left, a smiling orange cat. The text over the image says: "SMILES ARE CONTAGIOUS!". On the right, a frowning grumpy cat with the text: "DON'T WORRY, I'M VACCINATED."

Anonymous

Anonymous

Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?

A poster on a wooden pole reads "Pleasuring yourself with a vape? Try masturbation instead. Masturbation alone or with a friend is a great safe alternative to vaping." There is also a website "WhatsInAVape.com" and "THE REAL COST" on the poster.

Heroin Monkey

A meme with an image of a hand injecting a syringe into an arm, with a symbol superimposed on the image depicting a mosquito inside a red circle with a line through it, indicating "no mosquitoes." A man is giving a thumbs up. The text reads, "Tired of mosquitoes stealing all your blood? Simply inject poison into your bloodstream and take revenge on those annoying insect's."

freddyfatbear

bruh

A cartoon image shows a man squirting a liquid into a child's face, with the text "ME DURING PANDEMIC" at the top.

JakeFromFakeFarm

Lete know in the comments

The image shows nine different positions of a person using a toilet. The positions are numbered 1 to 9 and 0. The text above the image asks: "How do you poop?"

《 rmk 》

welcome to america

A close-up photo of a gym machine seat with visible wear and tear and some unknown drops on it. There is text on the image: "i'm not going to this gym anymore" and a TikTok handle "@kfobb".

MisterDussel

My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:

A green pea shooter plant from Plants vs Zombies with a cigarette in its mouth.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of an app tracking abstinence from smoking/vaping and pooping. The smoking/vaping abstinence time is 365 days, while the pooping abstinence time is 12 days.

blach66

The image displays a diagram titled 'Types of Headaches'. Four bald heads are shown with different areas colored in red. The first head labeled 'Migraine' has the forehead area colored red. The second head labeled 'Hypertension' has the side of the head colored red. The third head labeled 'Stress' has a band across the forehead colored in red. The fourth head is fully colored in red and labeled 'Just fucking kill yourself'.

Daddy dick

Me after hearing

A picture of a person in an airplane with an anxious face, with the text "me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy."

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