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Hand sanitizer

2 years ago

Fr

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above an image of Elmo from Sesame Street, who appears to be in flames and is yelling in pain.
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  • Reverse Card

    3 years ago

    🤐

    The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.
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  • Smoking

    2 years ago
    The image shows a young man with a strained expression, his veins bulging in his forehead and neck, indicating stress or discomfort. He is wearing a dark hoodie with white lettering. In the background, slightly blurred, a young woman sits at a desk, looking to the side, seemingly unaffected. The text overlayed on the image reads: "ME, WHEN I WALK PAST PEOPLE SMOKING."
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  • Brain

    2 years ago
    The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a man looking sad and distressed with the text "I didn't want a brain transplant" above his head. The bottom panel shows the same man, now smiling, with the text "but then, they changed my mind." next to his head.
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  • Demon

    2 years ago
    A photo of the front of a Planet Fitness building. The shadow of the building is in the shape of the McDonald's logo, a large M. Text above the image says: When you're trying to stay healthy but your demons still haunt you.
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  • Covid

    2 years ago

    ..

    A text message exchange. One person asks, "busy later?", then asks, "free today?". The other person replies, "I have covid". The first person then responds, "oh fuck" and then writes, "lemme pound you w a mask on though".
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  • Sugar

    1 year ago
    The image shows the text 'Live a healthy lifestyle. Choose drinks with minimal amounts of sugar...', followed by a line of several bottles of drinks, from left to right: Coca Cola, Red Bull, Ribena, Fanta, Sprite, Oasis and a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Under each bottle of soda is a small pile of white sugar cubes, and the pile under Jack Daniel's is zero. The bottles of soda have the labels 'Rib', 'SISP' on them. The Jack Daniel's bottle has the label 'JACK DANIEL'S No. 7 Tennessee WHISKEY' on it. There is also the text 'NEXT LEVEL BARTENDING WE SET THE BAR HIGH' in the lower left part of the image.
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  • Cough

    3 years ago

    i cough this morning

    A white cat with wide eyes and open mouth, looking surprised, with the text "How little kids cough" written below.
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  • Vaccine

    2 years ago

    bombastic side eye

    A meme with two side-by-side images of cats. On the left, a smiling orange cat. The text over the image says: "SMILES ARE CONTAGIOUS!". On the right, a frowning grumpy cat with the text: "DON'T WORRY, I'M VACCINATED."
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  • Lego

    1 year ago
    A man stands with one leg replaced by legos. Below is an image of the Lego logo that has been changed to read "LEG".
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  • Masturbation

    2 years ago

    Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?

    A poster on a wooden pole reads "Pleasuring yourself with a vape? Try masturbation instead. Masturbation alone or with a friend is a great safe alternative to vaping." There is also a website "WhatsInAVape.com" and "THE REAL COST" on the poster.
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  • Cancer

    2 years ago
    The image shows a dialogue where a doctor, mom, and dad all say "Everything is Fine." Then, it shows Patrick Star from Spongebob with the text "Cancer take it or leave it" overlaid, indicating what Google might say.
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  • Mosquito

    10 months ago
    A meme with an image of a hand injecting a syringe into an arm, with a symbol superimposed on the image depicting a mosquito inside a red circle with a line through it, indicating "no mosquitoes." A man is giving a thumbs up. The text reads, "Tired of mosquitoes stealing all your blood? Simply inject poison into your bloodstream and take revenge on those annoying insect's."
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  • Pandemic

    2 years ago

    bruh

    A cartoon image shows a man squirting a liquid into a child's face, with the text "ME DURING PANDEMIC" at the top.
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  • Nicotine

    1 year ago
    A sign on a clipboard reads "Suck dick" above a crossed-out image of a vape pen, and the words "NOT NIC!" appear below.
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  • Cigarette

    3 months ago
    A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.
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  • Headache

    2 years ago
    The image displays a diagram titled 'Types of Headaches'. Four bald heads are shown with different areas colored in red. The first head labeled 'Migraine' has the forehead area colored red. The second head labeled 'Hypertension' has the side of the head colored red. The third head labeled 'Stress' has a band across the forehead colored in red. The fourth head is fully colored in red and labeled 'Just fucking kill yourself'.
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  • Homework

    2 years ago
    A two-panel image shows a character from Invincible. In the first panel, a yellow fist labeled "Homework" is coming towards him. In the second panel, his fist hits the yellow fist, which now has the label "I'm sick".
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  • Criticism

    10 months ago
    A black and white drawing shows a large hand pressing down on smaller people. A quote from Voltaire is at the top. The comment on the post says, "we need to rise up against children with leukemia."
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    Abstinence

    9 months ago
    A screenshot of an app tracking abstinence from smoking/vaping and pooping. The smoking/vaping abstinence time is 365 days, while the pooping abstinence time is 12 days.
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