I was wrong about AISH workers having no value.
If you get to them soon enough after the murder, you can harvest a few organs.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
