Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of. It's in my basement
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
When your exercising and you feel the “gush”
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
My fitness guru said that if I got raped it would help me in future marathons
