Fitness jokes
Do you go to the gym? Because I sure could use a workout session with you tonight.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.