Fitness

Fitness Jokes

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."

Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.

They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds