Fitness jokes
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!