The Ballad of Surgeon Keith

Listen up, numbskull! This poem talks about a surgeon named Keith, who uses his teeth to circumcise people. But hold on, he ain't doin' it for fun or sex, he's just tryna get to the "cheese" underneath, which is a funny (and kinda gross) way of sayin' he wants the foreskin. You probably think cheese is just dairy product, and that shows how dumb you are!