Hailey ❁
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
This. This, is my class.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.