Eat Your Vegetables

I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up buttercup. The joke is that the dude equates "going down" on a handicapped girl with eating vegetables because, well, he sees her as less than human. It's messed up, I know, but that's the "joke." And you, my friend, probably think this is deep, don't you?

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