Miscarriage jokes

A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."

A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.

One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"

Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."

"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"

"Maybe it was a tricycle."

"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"

The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"

Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."

That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"

Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"

Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."

Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.

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What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.

"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"

"Her miscarriage."

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.

What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!