A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband’s friend walks over and says,

“Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E.”

What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage

Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?

Her miscarriage

A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.

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I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that…

What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?

Her Miscarriage

What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

“guess what my wife left in the freezer”

“her miscarriage”

What’s 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when i feed it to her? A miscarriage.

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