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What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage

Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?

Her miscarriage

A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband’s friend walks over and says,

“Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E.”

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A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.

I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that…

What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?

Her Miscarriage

“guess what my wife left in the freezer”

“her miscarriage”

What’s 8 inches long, pink, and my wife screams when I put it in her mouth?

-her miscarriage

What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What’s 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when i feed it to her? A miscarriage.