Jew jokes

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

Why do Jews have big noses?

Because air is free...

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.

After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.

"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.

"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.

The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.

"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.

"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.

"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.

"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.

Why did the Jew get an electric car?

Because he was afraid of the gas.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.

What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.

What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?

The Jew World Order.

What do you call someone who is half a Jew?

Jew-ish.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber.