Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Jew Jokes
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
