Jew

Jew Jokes

Mario

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Character

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Russian

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

Bullet

What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber.

Food

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

Memes

Donald Trump

Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?

Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!

Mario

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Hitler

What did Hitler get for his birthday?

A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.

Stereotype

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Rose

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

Kitten

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

People

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Rose

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Difference

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.