Jew jokes
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”