Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
Yo mama so kidney stones thanos used them for his gauntlet
i used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but i had to give her anal resization surgery first
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
