How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?