How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
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@v4p0ur8
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?