Kidney Donation

  • Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, you dummy. If you give away one kidney to someone who needs it, that's a nice thing to do. But if you take four or five kidneys from people, that is a CRIME! You can't just go around stealing organs, you silly goose! Also you need to touch grass.

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  • Comments (2)

  • I know! Its so stupid, someone had to donate them, otherwise its pointless even being a killer

    It’s just like when you burn a body at a crematorium it’s respectful, but do it at home and it’s “destroying evidence”

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