Nutrition jokes
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don鈥檛 eat enough vegetables.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Mmmmmm zogslop~
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Why can鈥檛 orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Spinach
What鈥檚 the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that鈥檚 just nuts.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.