What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What do fish đ take to stay healthy ?
Vitamin Sea.
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
If youâre forced to have it as a child, you wonât like it as an adult.
I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong because they need a parent to buy them steroids
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene !!
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Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
Whatâs the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
I keep getting ads about belly fat
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
