Nutrition

Nutrition Jokes

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

Orange

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See!

Calorie

What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.

Vegetable

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

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  • Doctor

    doctor: you need to eat healthy.

    me: no.

    doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

    me: oh my goodness.

    doctor: in a plane crash.

    me: that sounds unrelated.

    doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!

    Pharmacy

    Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

    Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.

    Incest

    So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

    He'll probably leave her alone now.

    He doesn't eat vegetables.

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  • Banana

    It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.

    I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

    Health

    If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

    Race

    Did you hear about the tomato and the lettuce race?

    Well, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!

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  • Orange

    Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

    Because it never runs out of juice.