Situation jokes

Beans and toast.

I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"

Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

What did the girl say when she ran through the door?

Ouch.

What is going on here?

I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."

A blind man walks into a bar...

And then a chair.

And then a table.

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

What is an orphan's least favorite show?

"Fuller House."

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can actually call home.

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!