Situation jokes
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
Murueurx.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.