“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
I’m not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i’m not gonna die the same way.