My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. – I gave him a glass of water.