when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies
I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”