what is the only place fat people live? obi-city
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
I know 5 fat people, you're 4 of them
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar. Twins
Why does Sally has no friends? Because she is obese.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
Your mom is so fat she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D (Obesity)
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*
