I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
what is the only place fat people live? obi-city
What do you call an obese man with bipolar. Twins
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
what do you call greg in your class? obese