Obesity jokes
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
An obese kid farts.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.