Obesity jokes
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.