Obesity

Obesity Jokes

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.