Why does Sally has no friends? Because she is obese.
Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
what is the only place fat people live? obi-city
What do you call an obese man with bipolar. Twins
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Your mom is so fat she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D (Obesity)
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
what do you call greg in your class? obese
