Exercise

Exercise Jokes

Car

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Dog

I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

Gym

Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.

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  • Walk

    I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.

    Stomach

    What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

    Body

    It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

    Date

    I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

    Wheelchair

    Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

    Walk

    I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.

    Orphan

    What school subject does an orphan love?

    PE because they actually get picked.

    Tongue

    They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? πŸ‘…πŸ’¦