What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me and we went for a run.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they're arms don't get tired..
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
why are people in japan so slim. bcuz the last time a fatman came the lost half their population
Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
