Exercise

Exercise jokes

Car

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Dog

I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

Gym

Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.

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  • Walk

    I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.

    Stomach

    What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

    Body

    It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

    Date

    I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

    Wheelchair

    Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

    Walk

    I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.

    Orphan

    What school subject does an orphan love?

    PE because they actually get picked.

    Tongue

    They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦