What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me and we went for a run.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they're arms don't get tired..
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
why are people in japan so slim. bcuz the last time a fatman came the lost half their population
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
