Exercise Jokes

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out

Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.