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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

There’s four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says “this is for my people” and pushes the white guy off.

Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?

Because two wongs don’t make a white

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”

School is like a boner. It’s long and hard unless you’re Asian.

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into v...... Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

School reminds me of a p..... Its long and hard unless your Asian

Q: What has two wings and a halo? A: IAn asian phone call, Wing, Wing, Halo?

How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?

The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.

What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian? Poke me mon.

Spongebob is yellow, and he can’t drive.

Must be Asian.

how do asians name there kids?

they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores… There is always a kitchen in the back

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually

When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see… No fee.

a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said “sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant”. So he stretches his eyes and says “oh herro can i get some chiri”.

How do Asian people name their children?

they throw a pan down the stairs.

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