Asian jokes
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
Them asians are built diffrent
The happier they get, the less they see.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.