Asian Jokes

a bottle of dishsoap
in China

what do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai ping

Anonymous

The happier they get the less they see

Funny man

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

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Logan Paul

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?

Because two wongs don’t make a white

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Ramen N00dles

Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?

A: you can´t find your dog.

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Neon Lights
in Darkness

Spongebob is yellow, and he can’t drive.

Must be Asian.

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Anonymous

I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

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Anonymous

once you go Asian you can solve the equation

Sans

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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Anonymous

Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”

Anonymous

There’s four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says “this is for my people” and pushes the white guy off.

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Asian Jokes

When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see… No fee.

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Anonymous
in Friend

An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting

Communist boi
in Communist

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually

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fetus
in White

Why cant two Asians have a white kid. Because to wongs don’t make a white.

Anonymous

Why didn’t the Asian get a high five because Logan Paul left him hanging

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idk

What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores… There is always a kitchen in the back

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TheJoker

What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce

Bob

What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong

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