Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?

A: you can´t find your dog.

Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?

Because two wongs don’t make a white

Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”

The happier they get the less they see

There’s four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says “this is for my people” and pushes the white guy off.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually

Why didn’t the Asian get a high five because Logan Paul left him hanging

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

once you go Asian you can solve the equation

An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting

a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said “sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant”. So he stretches his eyes and says “oh herro can i get some chiri”.

What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores… There is always a kitchen in the back

Spongebob is yellow, and he can’t drive.

Must be Asian.

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

School is like a boner. It’s long and hard unless you’re Asian.

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”