Asian jokes
The happier they get, the less they see.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!