Asian jokes
The happier they get, the less they see.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.