Asian jokes
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
The happier they get, the less they see.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.