What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan
When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see..... No fee.
Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?
A: you can ́t find your dog.
Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract." Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."