Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Toothpaste Jokes
So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother’s toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
The lady says, “Come Again!”
The blonde says, “No, it’s toothpaste this time.”
I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain