Toothpaste Jokes

What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?

Toothpaste.

Your breath is so bad when Santa came in your house for your present, he brought toothpaste .

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, "Come Again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

Whats white and sticky?

Toothpaste.

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3