Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother’s toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3

Whats white and sticky?

Toothpaste.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, “Come Again!”

The blonde says, “No, it’s toothpaste this time.”