What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

what do u call a load of retards in a swimming pool vegetable soup

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.

What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?

Vegetable soup

What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.

Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

Why are hospitals always freezing?

They need to keep the vegetables cold.

WHat store has the most vegetables… A nursing home

What do you call a pool full of retards? Vegetable soup

I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said “autistic child zone”. Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn’t a dog!

Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!