Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

Because they can’t ketchup.

Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn’t fit in the pot.

A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

Why are hospitals always freezing?

They need to keep the vegetables cold.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.

why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn’t he just sat there

Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.

Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??

I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said “autistic child zone”. Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn’t a dog!

WHat store has the most vegetables… A nursing home

a guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if its relephant. he says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup