I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn’t fit in the pot.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair
Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.
Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.
So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.
What do you call d....... people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
what do you call a bunch of r.....ed kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair…
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial r.....ed kids?Mixed vegetables.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.
What do you call a person with d............ in a bath tub?
Vegetable soup
Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse d....... people? Seasoned vegetables.
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