Vegetable jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”