Cold

Anonymous

Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

2

Make

Anonymous

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn’t fit in the pot.

6

Offensive

Lol

What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common… they both carry vegetables

6

Cannibal

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

7

Ketchup

Daniel King

Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

Because they can’t ketchup.

Home

Anonymous

Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

6

Hospital

paris

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

4

Little Johnny

Mr. Nuclear/little johnny

So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says “tell ya what, spell out “lad” in salad” she spells L A D, Johnny replies “spell “rot” in carrot” she spells R O T, Johnny says “now spell “fuck” in vegetables or fruits” she says “there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits” Johnny exclaims “thats what ive been trying to tell you!”

Cross

buzzernot

why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn’t he just sat there

Cannibal

Anonymous

A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”

Prison

Anonymous

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

1

Wet

Anonymous

Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.

0

Eating

Anonymous

So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.

Guess

OfficiallyCommunist

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

1

Make

Anonymous

I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit

Wheel

Ethan spastic

What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.

Time

Anonymous

Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom’s nursing home.

Hospital

illalot

Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

Make

Anonymous-A

I tried making vegetable soup yesterday But I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.

Fan

Anonymous

Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh