What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
what the difference between and orphan and a vegetable? The vegetable gets picked.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the lysol didn't kill.
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
a baked potato
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
