I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn’t fit in the pot.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.

What do you call d....... people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

what do you call a bunch of r.....ed kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair…

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial r.....ed kids?Mixed vegetables.

Why are hospitals always freezing?

They need to keep the vegetables cold.

What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.

What do you call a person with d............ in a bath tub?

Vegetable soup

Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse d....... people? Seasoned vegetables.

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