What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??

So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

My disabled dad went to the grocery store

He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him

Finally he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair…

What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?

Vegetable soup

Why are hospitals always freezing?

They need to keep the vegetables cold.

What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.

Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.