Make

Anonymous

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn’t fit in the pot.

Cold

Anonymous

Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

Cannibal

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

Eating

Your mom

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.😎

Home

Anonymous

Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

Ketchup

Daniel King

Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

Because they can’t ketchup.

Hospital

paris

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

Sister

Your next door newborn

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry … So I threw a carrot at her

Make

Anonymous

I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit

Eating

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

Guess

OfficiallyCommunist

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

Wet

Anonymous

Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

Cross

buzzernot

why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn’t he just sat there

Time

Anonymous

Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom’s nursing home.

Eating

Anonymous

So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.

Fire

Anonymous

A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”

Make

Anonymous-A

I tried making vegetable soup yesterday But I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.

Hospital

illalot

Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

Mum

D....... goober

I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables

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