What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.đ
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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
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what the difference between and orphan and a vegetable? The vegetable gets picked.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the lysol didn't kill.
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
a baked potato
What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why are tomatoes đ the slowest vegetable?
Because they canât ketchup.
If youâre forced to have it as a child, you wonât like it as an adult.
I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
