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What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??

Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.

So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair…

What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?

Vegetable soup

Why are hospitals always freezing?

They need to keep the vegetables cold.

Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.

What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.

I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said “autistic child zone”. Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn’t a dog!