I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn’t fit in the pot.

Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”

Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.

Why are hospitals always freezing?

They need to keep the vegetables cold.

So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.

Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

Because they can’t ketchup.

What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.

So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??

Ur mom gay

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

John say a Gay in a wheel chair

“I didn’t know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable”

why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn’t he just sat there

What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.