Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?

Vegetable soup

Why are hospitals always freezing?

They need to keep the vegetables cold.

John say a Gay in a wheel chair

“I didn’t know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable”

Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.

What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.

I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said “autistic child zone”. Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn’t a dog!

why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn’t he just sat there