Make

Anonymous

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn’t fit in the pot.

Cold

Anonymous

Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

Home

Anonymous

Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

Cannibal

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

Cross

buzzernot

why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn’t he just sat there

Hospital

paris

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

Eating

Your mom

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.😎

Fire

Anonymous

A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”

Ketchup

Daniel King

Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

Because they can’t ketchup.

Guess

OfficiallyCommunist

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

Eating

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

Eating

Anonymous

So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.

Wet

Anonymous

Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.

Time

Anonymous

Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom’s nursing home.

Eating

Anonymous

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

Make

Anonymous

I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit

Hospital

illalot

Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

Mum

D....... goober

I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables

Little Johnny

Mr. Nuclear/little johnny

So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says “tell ya what, spell out “lad” in salad” she spells L A D, Johnny replies “spell “rot” in carrot” she spells R O T, Johnny says “now spell “fuck” in vegetables or fruits” she says “there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits” Johnny exclaims “thats what ive been trying to tell you!”

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