Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn’t fit in the pot.

Where can you find some of the world’s largest vegetables? – In an American nursing home.

Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

Because they can’t ketchup.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom’s nursing home.

So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.

Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.

why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn’t he just sat there

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

Why are hospitals always freezing?

They need to keep the vegetables cold.

I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables

What do you call a pool full of handicapped people

Vegetable soup

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

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