Chiropractor jokes
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
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Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
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What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.