Chiropractor jokes

Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?

Only when they file jointly.

Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?

Me: *silence*

Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.

Why did he go to the chiropractors?

To get his spine fixed.

I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."