Health jokes
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Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
Who is the blindest person in the world?