My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
It's said Duracell batteries are to last 75 yrs, well Stephen here you are
Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Robin: "The car's not working." Batman: "Did you check the battery?" Robin: "What's a tery?"
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
he's not dead, his batteries have ran out
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries he got immediately charged !
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
you
what's the differs between my sister and my phone . I give a dam if my phone dies
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
I said to my pregnant wife push darling , come on push harder dear , no she wasn't giving birth the bloody car would not start .
my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life
