Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.