The 50+ Best Feed Jokes

why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

give a man a fish feed him for a day

give a man a poison fish feed him for a lifetime

Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?

Her miscarriage

So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"

A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.

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for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family

What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”

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( Guy 1: Why my cat's so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don't you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so .. w-wait what are you doing ? I didn't think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving #_# ) **Meow ...** ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it's not for you :< -_- </3 )

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting

Sneed feed seed

Formerly chuck's!

Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.