What’s red and bad for your teeth? – A brick.

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Tits are like Lego bricks. They’re there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

I was with my blind friend, and he’s telling me “Yeah I can read braille”. So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read “Screw you, asshole”

there’s three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes “mommy why do u call me l’feather”? She answers “cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born”. L’drop asks to his mom “mommy why do u call be l’drop”? She answers “cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born”. L’brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"

Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.

what did one brick say to the other. Never LEGO

how do u stop a baby from crying? throw a brick in its mouth

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

When I go to bed… my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick… and beats me with it.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Yo mama so short she wakes up everyday in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

he he he

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”

“A broken nose…”

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