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    • Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

    He's all right now.

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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the phrase "all right." You see, the dude in the car crash lost his left side, so technically, he's all *right* now. Get it? It's funny because it uses the words literally after a horrible accident. You probably drive a Prius and think Nickelback is cool.

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    • I js read the joke after i sent it

    so yk i have breathing problmes?

    i went to the doctors today

    its cause the past three years i have not been taking care of myself

    dont think its ok yet though

    im having a fucking panic attack

    i dont wanna worry you so i dont wanna say whatll happen if it gets wrose

    its not to bad but it scares me

    Don’t worry charlie

    You shouldn’t worry about it

    Focus on what you an change

    if it gets wrose ill need surgary

    Well then make sure you won’t need it! If you do there will be no reason for ot

    its hard for me to take care of myself

    its a 60% chacne of survival

    nd like 50-65% cahnce after it

    idk howw to take care of myself

    the last tiem i did was like close to 4 years ago

    Charlie from what you’ve told me if you DONT take care of yourself there’s a chance you could die if you don’t take care of yourself?

    In your eyes what would caring for yourself look like?

    Drinking water and stuff like that?

    i got so used to not drinking water

    i can cry for hours nd hours and wont get headaches anymore

    nd water kinda hurts my stomaach

    nd i got so used to eating

    that i get full after like barely anything

    nd so used to not sleeping

    i wake up ever 30 mins to every hour

    Jesus that’s.. all that is not very good

    nd i cant fall back asleep afterlike 4-5 am

    during the weekdns my barin is used to later

    i cant fall asleep until 3 am nd wake up ever hour until i cant fall back alseep at like 6 or 7 am

    if i take melatonin i sleep for 2 hours w/o waking up but then cant fall back asleep

    You need to fix that kinda stuff then

    but what if i dont fix it in time?

    What if i do what i can but it still gets worse?

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    You’d regret that right? It being too late?

    Well then you need to do something about it. Right now. It’s def not too late

    Hold on gtg do something

    Comment deleted

    I love how you ignored this nd i acadently deleted it

    damn i made myself dinner nd u still aitn back

    Anonymous

    I love how you ignored this nd i acadently deleted it

    You should get that checked out too though

    I did but i also got my period yesterday nd it sucks ass

    They said it was from bad eating habits low iron and stress

    idek why im comfertable talking to u about that but anwyashsb

    im sturgueliing to open my mtn dew

    Alsoodowodcojdjwivooeifjsjsajajwjdo

    its cold nd i dont wanna use my teeth like i nroammly do

    nd i js dont wanna touch it

    i dont even want i anymore

    Anonymous

    its cold nd i dont wanna use my teeth like i nroammly do

    Everything about this sentence makes me aneurism

    Can u open my mtn dew for me gus

    This one white coffe cup i have

    js do it through the screen

    Oh yeah I can def do that

    if not ill js buy u a ticket nd u go to my house nd do that for me then go back to ur house

    Should i try nd force myself to eat more?

    I am very proud that you did it

    Why is you drink mouton dew tho

    Anonymous

    Should i try nd force myself to eat more?

    U no reply ):

    Yum Myan

    Why is you drink mouton dew tho

    Cause i onyl have that nd rootberr but rootberr hurt my stomach

    oml i am actually to lazt to pick the can up

    Anonymous

    U no reply ):

    If you’re not eating enough then yes you need to eat stuff rich in protein and iron like meatballs

    here lemmme take 5 misn to wwarm up to the idea

    warm up to picking a can up not eating btw

    i can eat anything but beef

    im sorry my brain is off today

    Yum Myan
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    NO I WANT THE HOES OUT

    No I mean is it fried or grilled or what

    with breadin around it but i take he breading shti off cause its ew

    i swear im not normally this dumb

    I know lol you’re smart

    i open my emial to check my email

    nd realise i forgot to close my email tab

    no ive only done that once

    Must have been laughing out loud emoji

    i didnt realise it was all email so I reloaded all the pages

    thne i think i crashed my chreombook somehpw

    Cause my school was like "F's ArE tO mEaN😮‍💨😡"

    i was fanziseing bout making out w. one of em

    nd shes a girl who thinks shes a guy..

    nd one i dont think they a crush

    js once i get a freind i like em for a week then realise its js a friend

    so i think my emontions fucking w/ me

    ND HIS LAUGH WHEN ITS LIKE ONE OF THOSE LAUGHTS WEHRE HE AINT DYING LAUCHING BUT JS LIKE A SLIGHT LAUGH ITS EUGHHHHHHH

    Anonymous

    ADAMS VOICE IS HOT OML

    What

    IM SORRY BUT I HEARD THAT KINDA LAUGH FROM HIM ONCE ND ID FALL ON MY KNEES TO HEAR IT AGAIN (not in an inporpiate way)

    PLEASE DONT TELL HIM I SAID THAT GUS

    I DONT LIKE ADAM DW I DONT

    I swear Charlie I don understand soemtimsz

    I don’t go around talking abt how hot the girls in my school sre

    TALK ABIUT HOW HOT PPLE ARE NOW>

    THERES THIS ONE REALLY REALLY HOT GUY

    JS HSI FACE ND HIS HAIR AND HIS EVERYTHIGN

    ND THIS OTHER GUY WITH HIS FLOOFY HAIR OMLL I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    ND TEHN I GOT THIS ONE GIRL IDK IF I WOULD WANNA FUCK HER

    OR IF I WOULD WANNA BE HER

    would u get mad if someone hurt me?

    Anonymous

    TALK ABIUT HOW HOT PPLE ARE NOW>

    All the girls are assholes at my school

    Anonymous

    would u get mad if someone hurt me?

    Yea

    Yum Myan

    All the girls are assholes at my school

    Ill murder them.

    Gus do yk what me neiber did?

    Anonymous

    would u get mad if someone hurt me?

    If not of consent then yes

    Anonymous

    Gus do yk what me neiber did?

    No

    ive been hideing smthin from u

    i ddidnt rember if i told u but I don't think I did at all

    like ethan onna murder em bad bad

    Like i didnt js get hurt.

    I js cahnged my midn on tellin u smthin..

    Cause it hruts to bring up

    would u hurt sum1 if they did msthin really bad to me?

    can u please rspd fast im gettin anxitey..

    Anonymous

    would u hurt sum1 if they did msthin really bad to me?

    Probably

    yk when i got like reaild by that one dude?

    I didnt wanna but i was scared so I js said yes

    didnt take no as an answer.

    that was not consetunal at all

    What even happened next?

    Like didn’t you try to stop him been more

    Like yell take or somethibg

    And no one came to stop it??

    i feel like you do not care

    I’m sorry Charlie but I really needed to think about that for a second

    I’m really really sorry that something that bad happened to you. That guy should not have done that

    What would u like me to say then Charlie. I’d really like to comfort you

    Idk but i feel like i js went with u with something that got tattooed on my skull nd ydc

    I just don’t know what to say

    Would it make u feel better if i told u i got him areasted?

    I forgot to tell u i dont let people ruin me w/o revenge

    You’re absolutely awesome

    once i reaised he was at a weak spot close to once he was close to done though

    but im tryna be an attention whore rn so we ain't gonna talk about that :/

    how do i tell turenr about the thing

    Say you got him arrested and beat him up with you powers of awesomeness

    I aint tellin turner bout thi-

    I mean what the doctor told e

    Once im offline for the night

    Can u tell turenre nd roman that shit nd explain like if it gets worse I may need surgery nd the survival chances nd shit?

    It means secretly a dinosaur

    They’d amazing and aweosem

    Do you wanna know how i wanna die?

    Anonymous

    Do you wanna know how i wanna die?

    You already told me .-.

    Something like being choked out and sucked down at the same tims

    I wanna get choked to death whil being railed

    Yea that’s what I meant dicked down

    This is whatchu left me with oml

    lol won a Saturday afternoon

    U dont wan me around tmrw )):

    *stops cry nd puts paper bag over ur head* hehehehe

    Why paper bag I no see

    If you takkle me I will do a takedown

    I ran away im scared to tackle u

    You should be two angry short people try every PE and always fail

    *climbs a tree and runs on tress nd jumps on your back* FALL

    Jaainxnsjajs I spanganiously combust

    Idk what that meanssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    It means I implode like the two towers in india

    u went down like twin towes

    But luckily I dodged that

    Oxnwcoqndpjqfpjqfpqnfpancpqfnqp block

    *runs back to you and jumps onto you * FALL

    I no move because I am bro k wall

    *gets down nd pushes you alot*

    I no move because I am brick wall

    And Ideaslife 275 15 gimrs

    I am so sorry for the inconvenience this is a personal matter but if we have any further issues please 🙏 Thank you (I no move tho)

    *pushes as hard as i can*

    I budge like a lil bit

    *walks away and grabs a huge cow studied animal putting it in front of you like it'll push you over nd I sit on a rock to watch it*

    I move a lil more but I still good

    *brings another cow to you* This shall make u fall with the power of stuffed animals that do nothing

    I move like a step back k

    *puts em next to you* FALL OVER

    I move a lil more but then..

    I like push back now or something and I’m good now

    *falls over very over dramaticly and prents like I passed out*

    UhfowhcowjfqoHJPFJQPFHQOFQ

    *grabs your legs and pulls you down to my eleven and you actually fall you have no choice in this but no choice so you fall* heheheh

    *puts my hand over your eyes* No see ehhehehe

    *apreas behind you nd pours water on ur hair* >:)

    If u hate to date tunrer or roman who u gettin w/

    Neither cuz none of us are gah

    BUT IF YOU HAVE NO CHOICR

    ND ITS THE LAW LIKE IF U DONT DATE ONE OF THEM

    I havr cramps so bad ima cry

    I have a horrible habit of doing this hwehn sum1 askas w/o thinking I did it

    I told him sorry its js an automated response for me

    give me a radnom color gus

    I fake adopted that person

    ALSO WHY DID U JS LEAVE FOR 30 MINS

    Anonymous

    THY GOT COWSSS

    And u wanna know soemthing

    Killing cows for meat is extremely inefficient they’re much better for milk

    i js murderd this kids 2nd gf

    nd i thought he was fucking gay oml

    Ima wear the girls skin nd pretend to be her

    There is SO MUCH wrong with that

    lol thank you 😌🙏

    But im pissed at declan so

    do you care if hes brutally murderd by being tied to train tracks then I skin him?

    Why are you pissed at him

    Oh ok then then you’re good

    i hate my hair nd eyes now

    my old clan learder is live rn

    Anonymous

    i hate my hair nd eyes now

    Why???

    It’s cuz I’m doing something on call

    I’m sorry it’s just I’m absolutely destroying my fordnds

    We were def bombed real

    You are one of my favriot people

    You’re one one my fav people too and I friend love you too 😌

    im sorry that was so random

    but i cant talk to u cause u got late replies nd i gtg in 20 mins ):

    Anonymous

    but i cant talk to u cause u got late replies nd i gtg in 20 mins ):

    I’m sorry and ok

    I keep thinking bout this one ex

    nd i the strongest feelings for him

    still aint voer the fucker so :/

    But i have those feelings kinda or am starting to build them for someone else.

    Like i cried over this guy for 2 years

    Damn i started dating young

    but i liked him that much

    im geting strong ahh feelings like i ahd for him

    Nd i dont wanna haev these feelings for this person

    so do i stop talking to em?

    cause ion wanna stop liking aaden

    Well yea then stop talking to them

    its fine ill never get w/ htem

    only cause they online so

    I get what u mean Charlie

    i dont think i love aaden

    i dont think i loved serena

    i dont think i loved fletcher

    i dont think i loved any of them

    its just the one person that i loved at first I never got over pushing that love to someone anyone else..

    But sometimes you can’t go back to whoever that is

    Do u have any other contact with him?

    ive seen him in my dreams

    Maybe you should try to.. move on? I mean

    Ive never loved anyone after him

    i jsut want to feel that again

    How do u think you can? What did u do with him that made it dofferent

    Talked to him every night until 4 am and was never tired but happy

    he made me happy but could tell when I was upset

    And no one else does that

    but hes the thing that made it hard to make me happy

    the reason i even was sat at first

    he was the first thing thata ever actually upset me

    i want the fucking happiness he took with him back

    I think I get what you mean but you might need to try to find that in Aaden maybe

    once aaden is done with me

    That’s pretty pessimistic

    just until i can find that hapiness with myself

    My internet gets cut out soon

    nd i jsut tonight found out what first tore my heart up nd shredded my life..

    i think ima just go to bed now

    Goodnight gus, try to get on tmrw ill be on all day or mostly all day.

    Ah ok goodnight Charlie

    Sorry I won’t be able to be on Charlie

    I have way too much stuff happening

    Like I’m going to a Quineañera rn

    Ok goodbye now Charlie

    Smoky Friarbird

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