Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your mama being a big gal. Like, so big that when she gets on the scale, the doc is more interested in how much she weighs than gettin' her digits. Because, you know, she's FAT. And doctors care about that stuff because it affects health. I bet your mom is in great shape though!