Oregon jokes

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?

Because they need parents' signature.

What state do miners hate?

Oregon.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

Only in Ohio.

Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?

In Orange County.

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."

"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"

"Ok."

"What town did you grow up in?"

"Oral."

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

"I guess orange is the new black."