Oregon jokes

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?

Because they need parents' signature.

What state do miners hate?

Oregon.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.

Only in Ohio.

Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?

In Orange County.

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."

"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"

"Ok."

"What town did you grow up in?"

"Oral."