Fat Jokes

Marriage

Anonymous
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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

Marriage

Anonymous
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Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Life

JB
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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.

Funny

❤️ Tara ❤️
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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Japanese

Anonymous
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Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Skinny

mr.squad
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Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

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Skinny

Destiny Hope
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Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

Cake

Will de lad
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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.

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Chin

Anonymous
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What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

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Doctor

Anonymous
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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Yo mama

Anonymous
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Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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Yo mama

Anonymous
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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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Doctor

Anonymous
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My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

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Woman

Anonymous
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A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."

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Yo mama

Anonymous
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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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Yo mama

hell nah bra
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yo mamas so fat that she doesn't need internet cause she is already world wide

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People

Butters Stotch
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I know five fat people and you're three of them

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Yo mama

Anonymous
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yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

Yo mama

Anonymous
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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Yo mama

Anonymous
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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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