What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

What did the little boy say to the fat man?

How many Japs did you get?

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help!” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”

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