Fat Jokes

Anonymous
in Marriage

Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

JB

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Anonymous
in Marriage

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

❤️ Tara ❤️
in Funny

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Anonymous

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Anonymous

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

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Destiny Hope

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

mr.squad

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

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Will de lad

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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Anonymous

My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Anonymous
in Doctor

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

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Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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Anonymous

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help!” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”

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Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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Anonymous
in Yo mama

yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

hell nah bra
in Yo mama

yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Anonymous

YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

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Butters Stotch

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.