Life

JB

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Marriage

Anonymous

Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

Marriage

Anonymous

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Skinny

mr.squad

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

5

Funny

❤️ Tara ❤️

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Skinny

Destiny Hope

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

Japanese

Anonymous

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Chin

Anonymous

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

0

Doctor

Anonymous

My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

3

Cake

Will de lad

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

4

Doctor

Anonymous

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

9

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

3

Water

Anonymous

YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

5

Suck

Anonymous

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help!” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”

3

People

Butters Stotch

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

8

Cake

Anonymous

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

1

Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

5

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.