Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help!” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
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