Woman

Anonymous

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Wife

Anonymous

Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

People

JB

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Doctor

Anonymous

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

Cow

❤️ Tara ❤️

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Roll

Destiny Hope

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

Chin

Anonymous

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

Man

Matt G

A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.

Beach

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Time

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

Fire

Anonymous

My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

Cake

Will de lad

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

Yo mama

PEPPPA PIG

yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

Man

Anonymous

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Number

Anonymous

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help!” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”

Planet

Anonymous

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

Friend

@missingdogbone@vlonelun

Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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