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Wife

Anonymous

Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

Cow

❤️ Tara ❤️

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

People

JB

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Woman

Anonymous

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Skinny

Destiny Hope

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

People

mr.squad

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

Man

Anonymous

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Kid

Anonymous

My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

Chin

Anonymous

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

Doctor

Anonymous

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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Cake

Will de lad

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

Girl

Anonymous

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Yo mama

hell nah bra

yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

Number

Anonymous

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help!” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”

Water

Anonymous

YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

People

Butters Stotch

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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