Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
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