Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
You are the reason double doors were invented
I know five fat people and you're three of them
