Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.
Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore
Knock Knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock Knock...
Who' there?
Not your parents
knock knock who's there? depression.. that's my best friend.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you.. From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
I knocked on Stephen Hawkins door but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found"
Knock knock
Who’s there?
My life
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again aren’t you?
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
Knock knock, who’s there? Queen, Queen who? You don’t know the queen you’re crazy
i tried to tell a orphan a knock knock joke but sadly there was no door to nock on
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
knock knock who's there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
