Knock jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
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me when i get outa the shower and my knocks on the door
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*