Knock Jokes

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you.. From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him


Knock knock, who’s there? Queen, Queen who? You don’t know the queen you’re crazy