Knock jokes
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Only.
Only who?
Only you make my heart beat fast.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
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