The 200+ Best Crash Jokes

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What do you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."