What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
Crash Jokes
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."
When you've crashed into a car, but it wasn't just any car...it was John Wicks car.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.
God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
