make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE- and that's the TRUTH.
what am I? answer: a Riddle.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
DEJA - POO
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005
My friend has a dry sense of humour
Probably bc her body was decomposed ages ago
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her." (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
Doctor: I have good news and I have worse news Patient: Well what's the bad news Doctor: You have one day left to live Patient: What news could possibly be worse Doctor: I've been trying to contact you sense yesterday
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
My wife said I have no sense of direction I said, where did that come from?
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
my wife said i had no sense of direction.... so i packed my sh*t and right
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
Join us for more of the story, after the break!
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
