Sense jokes

Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.

What am I?

Answer: a Riddle.

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?

Because it got everybody's pokes!

Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?

Because he always makes spider-sense.

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.

My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.

My friend has a dry sense of humor.

Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?

They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

Doctor: "I have good news and I have worse news." Patient: "Well, what's the bad news?" Doctor: "You have one day left to live." Patient: "What news could possibly be worse?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"

My wife said I have no sense of direction.

I said, "Where did that come from?"

Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?

Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.

Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)

Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?

Because he'd lose his sense of smell.

DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.

I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.