My friend has a dry sense of humour
Probably bc her body was decomposed ages ago
make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE- and that's the TRUTH.
what am I? answer: a Riddle.
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
my wife said i had no sense of direction.... so i packed my sh*t and right
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
DEJA - POO
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
what do orphans and spiderman have in common
they both have no way home
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us
It’s been a few weeks, and its clear that you do not have that sense
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
what do u call a kid with a special sense of humor autism hahaha
"I hope my death would make for sense then my life"- joker
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
