What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like giving a lump of coal, but instead it's a disease to someone who already has it rough. Santa's supposed to be nice, but in this joke, he's just a big jerk. And you, my friend, probably send those chain emails to all your contacts.