What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like giving a lump of coal, but instead it's a disease to someone who already has it rough. Santa's supposed to be nice, but in this joke, he's just a big jerk. And you, my friend, probably send those chain emails to all your contacts.