My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the wife ain't really talkin' about COVID. She's throwin' shade, sayin' the waitress has no taste 'cause she's flirtin' with her husband. It's an insult disguised as a health concern. You probably don't get it because you wouldn't know a good insult if it slapped you in your dumb face.