Green Brick

What's green and bad for your teeth?

A green brick.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because you expect something like broccoli or spinach to be the answer, something healthy that can sometimes get stuck in your teeth. But nope! It's a green brick, which is obviously terrible for your teeth. Get it? You probably don't, do you?

Comments (1)

Anonymous

3 years ago

that's pretty funny (me)

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