My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
why did the lonely fish get a detention? because he left the school
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there"