anonymous

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your mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number.

(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!

what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.

when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

hangman

A PRIEST AND A RABBI RUN OUT OF A BURNING BUILDING

priest: What about the children Rabbi Rabbi: Fuck the children! priest: Do we have time?

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.

an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?

Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive