ching chong china jing jong japan ting tong taiwan hing hong hong kong king kong korea
your mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number.
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
why cant orphan be gay because they have no one to call daddy
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
where did little lucy go during the bombing? everywhere
A PRIEST AND A RABBI RUN OUT OF A BURNING BUILDING
priest: What about the children Rabbi Rabbi: Fuck the children! priest: Do we have time?
whats the difference between an orphan and an apple. an apple gets picked
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?
what do you called a no eyebrow person ?
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.